Monday, May 11, 2009

Dad Seriously!

Dave is such a joker. Unless you knew him well you wouldn't know it though. I remember when we first met (and were just friends at this point). We would get ready to leave his house and he would throw stink bombs into his parents bedroom when his dad was in there. My mom had a donkey lawn ornament and he dug into the flowerbed so only its bottom was sticking out. Of course the big one... Across the street from where my mom lived they had one of those blow-up snowman yard decorations. My mom hated it! She called it "the scary snowman." (Amongst other things.) So Dave had everyone chip in to buy one from Wal-Mart and placed it on top of our roof! So funny! Actually just the other day he had run into Walgreen's to pick up something and this guy with crazy spiky hair came out and I kept thinking to myself "don't look at him Tia", but he was walking up to the van were I had my children. Just then I noticed it was Dave. He just makes me laugh all the time! Well, with all this you can image what happens to our children. Poor Reeve!



More Dave pranks... He once told me he had Shaken Baby Syndrome. Okay, I had never heard of this before and it came up in conversation with some friends. I said "ohh Dave had that." Dave was looking at me like I was crazy and then had to explain what the it was. I then explained to him if he doesn't tell me he is kidding then he is lying. So if there are any rumors of Dave being abused it may be my fault. (Sorry Kim). My brother would always shower with the door cracked open at our house because the fan didn't work very well. Dave couldn't resist always pouring a huge glass of freezing water on him. When he worked at Olympic High School as a security guard he had to do after school detention. He took that opportunity to buy a fart machine and mess with the kids in that way. I just love him and think he is the funniest guy in know. Hopefully the kids will appreciate his humor as they get older. McKenna still gets pretty upset if she is the one the joke is played on. Here is Dave's idea of getting Reeve ready for church.


2 comments:

angela said...

that's hilarious....

HowSut Goin'? said...

Such great stories! I am a little surprised that he is such a jokester. Bet it keeps you on your toes at your house. :)